Ay, caramba

They already made this movie. Cheech Marin was already the chihuahua. Race relations were already set back several decades. It was even made by the same people1.

At least when they remade Hulk after only five years a different studio was responsible. What’s your excuse Disney? Have you no shame?

Oh, right.

How you can pass on Lady in the Water but still think this is a good idea is beyond me. Prove me wrong America (with your worthless dollars), but I really don’t see how Oliver & Company benefits from being live action.

Just to be clear: I’m not offended by this as a “latino” or even as someone who doesn’t hate chihuahuas, no I’m offended by this as a human being. With eyes.

Despite their many great accomplishments, including apparently building the Incan city of Machu Picchu, the Aztecs2 got at least one thing wrong. The apocalypse will not wait until December 21, 2012, but instead will drop on October 3, 20083. At least now we have an idea of what form the new cycle of creation will take.

Chihuahuas will inherit the earth.

  1. Well, not literally. They’re in a better place now. Dreamworks? []
  2. By which of course I mean the Mayans. Terence McKenna was Mayan right? []
  3. Good news France, it won’t reach you until April ’09. []

Comments

3 Responses to “Ay, caramba”

  1. Mediocrity Complex – Well and fucking nigh. on October 2nd, 2008 9:02 pm

    […] Well and fucking nigh. Guess what opens in theaters tomorrow? That’s right. Your new favorite movie/sign of the eschaton. […]

  2. missprufrock on October 7th, 2008 7:25 pm

    nice callback.

  3. Ricardo on October 8th, 2008 5:39 pm

    Just doing my part to keep you guys appraised of your grim, impending doom. Fun math lesson: in order to pay for the congressional bailout, Uncle Sam would only have to release Beverly Hills Chihuahua 24,000 times. So, once a day for 66 years. Now this movie is starting to make more sense. Not only is it immanentizing the eschaton, it’s funding it too.

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