The Most Victimless Crime?

The Most Victimless Crime?

Is harm a necessary component of crime? If I steal your wallet1 but return it with twice the money I found2 would you make a ruckus? If I break into your house3 in order to fix your leaky faucet4 am I going to the hooskow? I just had a chilling5 thought. Anyone know what extradition laws are like in the North Pole6?

1 Illegal.

2 Charity’s still legal right?

3 A crime.

4 Not a crime?

5 Foreshadowing.

6 Sleepy six-year-olds don’t make for reliable witnesses7.

7 Six Seven footnotes for 62 words. I think I broke my own record.

(via BoingBoing)


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