Step right up and have your gender guessed.

Step right up and have your gender guessed.

Using your browser’s history, this site tries to determine your sex based on the average users of the sites you visit most. According to my browsing habits, I’m 93% male¹.

What I’ve learned:

• Men shop more online, except for well designed products and shoes.
• Myspace is for ladies.
• Men may buy more things online, but they don’t pay for them. Every banking or credit card site skews towards the feminine.
• The New York Times is read by men, while New York Magazine is read by women. Make of that what you will.
• The only perfectly gender neutral site is Youtube. I guess everyone loves a good laugh, or a good cry as the case may warrant.

• Oh, and apparently porn is predominantly viewed by men².

¹ Fun fact: The average vagina makes up 7% of your body by weight.

² This is the first I’m hearing of it.

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