Dear Suckers,
ATTN: To the three (and a half1) people who visit this site on at least a semi-regular basis: you no longer have to wait to tell me how brilliant/ignorant/beauteous I am to my face; comments are now enabled.
This ain’t easy folks2 but I do it for you3 and don’t forget, these pearls of wisdom come free of charge4; so settle in, tell your friend(s), and leave me a racist, threatening note.
If not now, when?
- You know who you are. [↩]
- Sadly, this is not easy. [↩]
- Well, not you exactly, but let’s not get bogged down in semantics here. [↩]
- A policy which I may have to rethink given the rising cost of hot pockets. [↩]
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Make it so that thing I said.
I mean…so that the comments are viewable on the front page.
That was neither racist nor threatening. Although, I guess a comment demanding that it be published, and prominently at that, could be taken as a kind of threat. Very well, carry on.
Yeah, should have a ‘comment’ link at the bottom of each entry or something.
-Kel
how come i can’t leave comments anywhere EXCEPT here though? if it’s “not easy” for you, it’s brain surgery for me. you’ve forgotten about the common man!
happy birthday.