Dear Suckers,

ATTN: To the three (and a half1) people who visit this site on at least a semi-regular basis: you no longer have to wait to tell me how brilliant/ignorant/beauteous I am to my face; comments are now enabled.

This ain’t easy folks2 but I do it for you3 and don’t forget, these pearls of wisdom come free of charge4; so settle in, tell your friend(s), and leave me a racist, threatening note.

If not now, when?

  1. You know who you are. []
  2. Sadly, this is not easy. []
  3. Well, not you exactly, but let’s not get bogged down in semantics here. []
  4. A policy which I may have to rethink given the rising cost of hot pockets. []

Comments

5 Responses to “Dear Suckers,”

  1. Dog Party on October 4th, 2008 9:33 pm

    Make it so that thing I said.

    I mean…so that the comments are viewable on the front page.

  2. Ricardo on October 5th, 2008 4:48 pm

    That was neither racist nor threatening. Although, I guess a comment demanding that it be published, and prominently at that, could be taken as a kind of threat. Very well, carry on.

  3. Cat Party on October 7th, 2008 12:02 am

    Yeah, should have a ‘comment’ link at the bottom of each entry or something.

    -Kel

  4. missprufrock on October 7th, 2008 7:28 pm

    how come i can’t leave comments anywhere EXCEPT here though? if it’s “not easy” for you, it’s brain surgery for me. you’ve forgotten about the common man!

  5. Dog Party on October 8th, 2008 12:05 pm

    happy birthday.

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