Scientific fact: the flyer is the most effective means of communication
This is a thing that is real.
Review time:
- He’s dangerous for America.
- Danger=excitement.
- He’s a communist, will raise taxes, and spread the wealth around.
- This is not 1988, communism is no longer scary, and I’m poor, so unless he’s going to take my $41 and redistribute it to our nation’s squirrels, I’m not worried.
- He will redistribute income, the cornerstone of communism.
- See above.
- He’s friends with Bill Ayers, who has bombed the Pentagon.
- 40 years ago. In protest of a war. No one was hurt. What have your friends ever done?
- He will end support for Israel and “stand with the Muslims.”
- When the hell did racists start loving Jews so much?
- He’s a Marxist and a member of a Racists Black Power Church.
- Alright already, I get it! And this should have been obvious to me long ago, but racists automatically assume everyone else is too. Case in point:1
- Yet further proof:
- He refuses to salute the American flag or say the pledge of allegiance.
- Mormons aside, did American’s forget that Jesus never set foot on our purple mountains majesty? If our claim to the sacredness of our land is that the country was founded on the principles of Christianity so was just about every country in Europe, not to mention our neighbors down south.
- Learn the facts. Save America. Don’t vote for Obama.
- You mean learn the facts on this flyer and never look for any more facts anywhere ever, right?
If we somehow did elect an America hating madman, hell bent on destroying the “very fabric of democracy,” short of lobbing some nukes on his first day of office, he could hardly do a better job than this guy. A man without hope, is a man without fear.
Also, I sympathize, as I too, have a middle name derived from a barbaric Middle Eastern mythology. It’s Hebrew. Stay strong brother.
(image via Warren Ellis)
(video via Deus Ex Malcontent & boingboing)
- Also, so many people have forgotten about 9/11. Looking around, it’s like it never happened. You’d never know. [↩]
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