I’m straight spittin’ gold up in this piece

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Sound familiar?

It should:

After all, when Putin, safe in his Mordor Moscow stronghold, sets his all seeing eye upon the United States, what’s the first thing he’s going to see? Answer: Sarah Palin getting out of the shower.

Also, my google fu may not have been strong enough to find this a few weeks ago, but in the end I’m glad I didn’t.

Or else I wouldn’t have bothered with this.

I knew the joke was obvious, but I’m mostly just shocked my photoshop skills are slightly superior to, well, anyone’s.

So there you have it, folks. Proof that this website is at least as worth your time as ten seconds of Real Time with Bill Maher or one of 60,000 pages at BestWeekEver.tv.

Well, I guess that’s enough backslapping. It’s time to get back to work. Because we’re all business here.


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