‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello!
I have an unabashed, unmitigated mancrush on this here chap.
Life is not exactly fair, innit? We get a guy who hangs upside down for 60 hours1 and is sucked up into the stratosphere,2 basically a malevolent, time traveling demon. While the Brits get a real life Dumbledore.
This has simply renewed my conviction to, one day soon, grace the shores of Albion.
Well, maybe I spoke too hastily. The U.S. is, after all, home to these fellows:
But then again,
What’s exactly halfway between Great Britain and America?
Heads up hosers!
- Except for his hourly bathroom breaks. [↩]
- Except he just kind of impotently hangs a few feet off the ground. [↩]
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