My teenage self just came in his pants a little.
My teenage self just came in his pants a little.
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What would Klondike do?
Do you have a friend like this? Are you sure? Think carefully. No? Well, then it’s probably you. At least now you won’t be confused when people tell you to stop being such a klondike.
Ay, caramba
They already made this movie. Cheech Marin was already the chihuahua. Race relations were already set back several decades. It was even made by the same people1.
At least when they remade Hulk after only five years a different studio was responsible. What’s your excuse Disney? Have you no shame?
How you can pass on Lady in the Water but still think this is a good idea is beyond me. Prove me wrong America (with your worthless dollars), but I really don’t see how Oliver & Company benefits from being live action.
Just to be clear: I’m not offended by this as a “latino” or even as someone who doesn’t hate chihuahuas, no I’m offended by this as a human being. With eyes.
Despite their many great accomplishments, including apparently building the Incan city of Machu Picchu, the Aztecs2 got at least one thing wrong. The apocalypse will not wait until December 21, 2012, but instead will drop on October 3, 20083. At least now we have an idea of what form the new cycle of creation will take.
Chihuahuas will inherit the earth.
- Well, not literally. They’re in a better place now. Dreamworks? [↩]
- By which of course I mean the Mayans. Terence McKenna was Mayan right? [↩]
- Good news France, it won’t reach you until April ’09. [↩]
Pay no attention to the man behind the Oval Office drapes
Can someone please explain this to me?
If you commit a crime and your excuse is that an authority figure coerced you, then rather than reducing your culpability, it actually just makes that authority figure even more guilty than if they had just committed the crimes themselves, even if he’s the president.
This is so plainly obvious that I’m amazed it needs stating, but two-thirds of the senate fail to understand this, so apparently it does.
I never realized the presidential pardon can extend to the president issuing it. The constitution grants the head of the executive branch certain powers but I didn’t know they included wizard powers.
Clever girl
Maybe I’m cynical or just can’t remember what it’s like to be so helpless (physically at least) but I’m a little surprised no one jumped up and tried to ride that sucker.
Holy shitballs.
Raiden wins.
Drugs for your eyeballs
Please do not watch this when you are high.
Keep hope alive (but just barely, and in a well in your basement)
Worried about getting to your future granddaughter’s commitment ceremony1 in the Bay area? Fret no more, because in 20302 it could take you as little as 2 hours and 40 minutes to proudly display your disappointment in person.
I’ve kind of given up on public transportation ever making sense in Southern California, but what a sad, broken world we live in when not only is this the best future we can imagine two whole decades from now, but when it takes just as long to realize such a meager dream.
- Like that law is going to last. [↩]
- Which by then will be said “twenty-thirty” and not “two-thousand-and-thirty” which of course seems insane, and begs the question of just when that shift will occur. [↩]
The real history of dance.
The real history of dance.
Fear
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.— Marianne Williamson
The doors of perception are narrow indeed
The doors of perception are narrow indeed.
Happy belated birthday sir
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