Merry New Christmas!
Folks, let me you tell you about a special guy. He’s got long hair, works as a carpenter, has a lot of crazy ideas about love and brotherhood! His name’s Shawn and he’s dating my mom. Sometimes he buys us beer.
Sure he may not be the brightest guy or the most attractive or thoughtful or pleasant smelling, but he’s in very good company.
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Jordan, Jesse, Go!
TwotwotwotwotwopurplepurplepurplepurpleNUT!
Which is not to say that he’s without his quirks and fetishes, but look how far he’s come.
From this:
To this:
Yep, I’d say he’s one of my finest creations.
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