What’s 1 in blog years?

Hello person that reads me. I turned one today. It’s a pretty big milestone after a pretty crazy year,1 and I’m glad you were there to share it with me.

My family threw me a party. I think I have a picture here somewhere.


Just hanging out with my cousins!

My dad says I’m supposed to thank you because I wouldn’t have made it this far without you.2 So, thanks I guess!

Here’s hoping I’m potty trained before I turn two.3

  1. Not to i-toot my own e-horn, but I single-handedly elected a black man president. []
  2. My food comes out of your eyeballs. []
  3. Also, that I live to the ripe old age of two. []

Comments

3 Responses to “What’s 1 in blog years?”

  1. Dog Party on July 10th, 2009 10:49 am

    What does it mean when a whois lookup says this site was created on 05-Oct-2004? Are you lying about your age so we won’t think you’re too used and over hill? Cuz I know the truth and I got two words for you that no amount of age-lying will hide: wizard’s sleeve. Bon Appetit.

  2. Ricardo on July 10th, 2009 6:22 pm

    Does a rainbow ever age? Do you count the three days Jesus was traipsing about the universe?

    After a while it’s just too much work to add up all the different times Jean Grey has been resurrected and it’s easier to just start counting from the last time she popped up.

    Also, whois is a lying cunt. And my gender has yet to be determined. Like a tadpole, or a raptor. Life finds a way.

  3. Dog Party on July 10th, 2009 8:21 pm

    This is nothing more than the verbal trickery of a linguistic witch!

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