The Eternal Question

Heidi Montag of the apocalypse The Hills appeared in Playboy recently.

I can’t think of anyone younger than me that I have a more intense distaste for besides her spider demon husband. Having said that, I would still totally rub one out to her spread. So to speak.

Is this a failing of the human spirit or its greatest triumph?

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