Won’t somebody please think of the children!?!

Wait, so the kids get a lap dance too, right?

While the list of things I’m thankful for is dwindling, I can muster up at least one: I am thankful that white people’s laziness eventually trumped their genocidal impulses. Oh, and strippers.

Also, bitch still stole my fish.

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