Happy Larger of the Two Gametes Day!

I’m pretty sure Easter stole its whole egg motif from Mother’s Day. Which is today by the way. Not sure what to get the creature that hatched you? These nerds have a horrifying suggestion:

Gross, newegg. Just…gross.

Although, at that price you’d be a fool not to jump on that. So to speak.

It is definitely not easy being a mom. No one appreciates you.

You’re somehow now held responsible for every little thing that might happen to your kids.

And it’s even worse if you’re a single mother.

So, take some time today and think of where you’d be without your mother. Successful and content, but you couldn’t really appreciate it.1

  1. That really is a great price. []


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