Happy more numerous of the two gametes day!

In all but the most technical sense, I don’t have a father, so clearly this holiday means even less to me than most.

But I will admit I always wondered what it would be like. What I missed out on, someone to teach me how to shave, tie a tie, dodge the draft and other valuable life skills.

Basically, someone to show me what it is to be a man.

I’ve never even met my father, so you can imagine my surprise when I saw this exact recreation of what I always hoped our first encounter would be like.

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Is this not how men show each other affection?

Not sure what to get good ol’ dad this fathers day? Why not get him the greatest gift a father can ever recieve?