Movie Reviews

This is as comprehensive a list of every movie I’ve ever seen as I am realistically capable of making. Why couldn’t I have had a blog when I was seven?

It always struck me as odd how the modern academic grading scale is weighted towards failure. Seems like a waste of prime statistical real estate. My attempt to rectify that:

A+ : 10 (9.5-10.0) – Not perfect, yet impossible to improve. A different person came out of the theater than went in.
A- : 9 (8.5-9.4) – When finished, you either have a huge smile slathered on your face or your crying inconsolably. Either way, you got your money’s worth.
B+ : 8 (7.5-8.4) – Only an asshole wouldn’t recommend this to their friends.
B- : 7 (6.5-7.4) – A noticeable, yet still slight, discrepancy between premise and execution.
C+ : 6 (5.5-6.4) – An acceptable way to spend your time.
C- : 5 (4.5-5.4) – If you’re bored and it comes on TV it would be reasonable not to change the channel.
D+ : 4 (3.5-4.4) – Still possibly good, but flawed in some major, intrinsic way. Or a movie intended for a completely different audience, like a kid’s movie with no appeal to adults.
D- : 3 (2.5-3.4) – For example, a terrible ninety minutes, but with a watchable six seconds, possibly nipple related.
F+ : 2 (1.5-2.4) – Technically, still a movie, although its makers clearly had a different definition than you.
F- : 1 (0.0-1.4) – Rot goes to the core. A waste of time and money, not to mention precious mana. An insult to film.

Since there are no decimal places, ratings are rounded up. Mathematically a ‘1’ is the easiest score to get, while a ‘10’ is the hardest, and the average score should be about a ‘6’, which it is.

Movies must be considered in the context of genre and intent. I do my best to account for the vagaries of mood and circumstance. In the case of repeat viewings, any differing opinions are averaged with more weight going to whichever version of me feels the strongest. Clearly, this is an imprecise calculus to say the least.

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¡Three Amigos! (1986) 7/10
1990-01-23 04:35

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À la folie... pas du tout (2002) 7/10
2005-06-23 04:35

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(500) Days of Summer (2009) 8/10
2009-08-01 22:05

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10 Things I Hate About You (1999) 7/10
1999-07-10 18:03

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100 Girls (2000) 7/10
2002-02-23 05:13

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1408 (2007) 6/10
2007-07-06 03:02

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15 Minutes (2001) 5/10
2003-10-04 20:41

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20 Dates (1998) 5/10
1999-03-12 17:13

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200 Cigarettes (1999) 5/10
1998-10-27 02:34

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25th Hour (2002) 7/10
2002-12-20 06:10

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28 Days Later... (2002) 9/10
2003-07-20 08:22

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28 Weeks Later (2007) 7/10
2007-05-13 03:01

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3 Men and a Baby (1987) 4/10
1987-11-21 19:54

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3 Men and a Little Lady (1990) 4/10
1990-11-22 18:06

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30 Days of Night (2007) 6/10
2008-05-23 06:11

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300 (2006) 7/10
2007-03-13 02:57

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50 First Dates (2004) 6/10
2005-03-04 20:32

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54 (1998) 4/10
1998-09-01 02:26

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8 Mile (2002) 7/10
2002-11-26 06:03

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A Beautiful Mind (2001) 8/10
2004-04-23 00:58

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A Christmas Story (1983) 8/10
1990-12-24 05:48

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A Clockwork Orange (1971) 9/10
1999-11-25 04:42

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A Day Without a Mexican (2004) 3/10
2005-01-24 01:33

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A History of Violence (2005) 8/10
2005-10-23 05:16

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A Life Less Ordinary (1997) 8/10
1997-10-25 04:38

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A Night at the Roxbury (1998) 6/10
1998-10-02 02:32

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A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) 8/10
1989-12-31 03:50

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A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors... 7/10
1991-12-31 03:53

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A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream... 5/10
1991-12-31 04:00

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A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2:... 4/10
1991-12-31 03:53

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A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child... 4/10
1991-12-31 04:00

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A Perfect Murder (1998) 5/10
1998-06-08 02:49

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A Perfect World (1993) 5/10
1993-11-25 06:03

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A Pyromaniac's Love Story (1995) 4/10
1995-05-20 04:17

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A Scanner Darkly (2006) 7/10
2006-07-15 02:08

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A Very Long Engagement (2004) 7/10
2004-11-27 00:39

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About a Boy (2002) 7/10
2002-07-17 05:46

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Absolute Power (1997) 5/10
1997-02-14 17:40

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Accepted (2006) 7/10
2007-04-23 05:12

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) 7/10
1995-05-20 03:40

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Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) 7/10
1995-11-10 21:56

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Addams Family Values (1993) 5/10
1993-11-21 18:03

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Addicted to Love (1997) 4/10
1997-06-13 20:49

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Adventureland (2009) 8/10
2010-02-21 10:28

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Air Force One (1997) 5/10
1997-07-25 18:41

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Airheads (1994) 5/10
1997-12-02 03:09

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Alex & Emma (2003) 5/10
2003-06-21 07:37

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Alien (1979) 9/10
1996-03-09 00:31

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Alien³ (1992) 6/10
1998-07-09 00:32

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Alien: Resurrection (1997) 4/10
1997-12-05 21:35

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Aliens (1986) 9/10
1996-05-09 00:33

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Almost Heroes (1998) 5/10
1998-05-30 01:43

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America's Sweethearts (2001) 5/10
2001-07-20 03:10

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American Beauty (1999) 9/10
1999-09-24 19:18

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American History X (1998) 9/10
2000-01-23 07:39

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American Pie (1999) 7/10
1999-07-10 18:00

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American Pie 2 (2001) 5/10
2001-08-10 03:13

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American Psycho (2000) 8/10
2000-04-21 02:34

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American Splendor (2003) 7/10
2003-09-16 07:42

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American Wedding (2003) 5/10
2003-08-01 07:16

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Amores perros (2000) 8/10
2001-04-14 02:57

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An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) 6/10
1997-12-26 21:38

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Analyze This (1999) 6/10
1999-05-23 00:57

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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) 9/10
2004-07-09 01:11

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Angel Eyes (2001) 6/10
2001-07-03 03:08

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Annie Hall (1977) 9/10
2001-02-23 04:32

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for... 7/10
2008-03-23 05:38

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Arlington Road (1999) 8/10
2002-08-24 02:58

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Armageddon (1998/I) 7/10
1998-07-01 01:58

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As Good as It Gets (1997) 6/10
1997-12-25 21:39

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Assassins (1995) 5/10
1995-10-01 21:54

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At First Sight (1999) 5/10
1999-01-16 16:58

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Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) 7/10
2002-07-26 06:19

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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery... 6/10
1997-05-09 18:07

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) 7/10
1999-06-11 20:39

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Auto Focus (2002) 7/10
2002-11-27 06:04

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AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004) 3/10
2006-07-04 20:45

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Away We Go (2009) 9/10
2009-06-20 04:37

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Baby Mama (2008) 7/10
2010-01-17 05:46

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Baby's Day Out (1994) 6/10
1994-07-23 23:01

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Bad Boys (1995) 6/10
1995-04-11 04:42

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Bad Boys II (2003) 5/10
2003-08-24 07:38

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Bad Santa (2003) 7/10
2004-01-14 08:24

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Balls of Fury (2007) 6/10
2009-07-16 02:26

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Barb Wire (1996) 3/10
1996-05-04 00:13

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BASEketball (1998) 6/10
1998-07-17 02:12

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Batman & Robin (1997) 3/10
1997-06-20 23:20

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Batman (1966) 6/10
2001-01-23 06:00

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Batman (1989) 8/10
1989-06-30 15:51

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Batman Begins (2005) 8/10
2005-06-15 03:08

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Batman Returns (1992) 7/10
1992-06-21 15:56

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Bean (1997) 5/10
1997-11-07 20:14

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Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996) 6/10
1996-12-20 16:31

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Bedazzled (2000) 5/10
2004-02-23 07:14

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Beerfest (2006) 7/10
2006-02-23 03:39

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Beethoven's 2nd (1993) 3/10
1993-12-18 23:53

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Beetle Juice (1988) 8/10
1990-09-24 01:29

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Before Sunrise (1995) 9/10
1999-04-23 05:40

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Before the Devil Knows You're Dead... 8/10
2008-10-23 05:16

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Being John Malkovich (1999) 9/10
1999-11-06 19:18

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Benny & Joon (1993) 8/10
1994-07-23 01:27

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Better Luck Tomorrow (2002) 6/10
2003-01-23 07:10

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Better Off Dead... (1985) 8/10
1996-04-24 04:27

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Beverly Hills Ninja (1997) 5/10
1997-01-18 16:32

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Bewitched (2005) 3/10
2005-07-07 00:55

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Big Momma's House (2000) 4/10
2000-08-22 02:26

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Big Trouble in Little China (1986) 8/10
1991-08-24 01:42

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Billy Elliot (2000) 7/10
2000-10-27 02:34

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Billy Madison (1995) 6/10
1995-02-11 04:28

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Bio-Dome (1996) 5/10
1996-01-13 22:29

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Black Knight (2001) 3/10
2004-05-23 00:05

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Black Sheep (1996) 6/10
1996-02-02 22:31

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Blackballed: The Bobby Dukes Story (2004) 7/10
2009-06-24 03:33

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Blade (1998) 5/10
1998-08-28 02:24

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Blade II (2002) 6/10
2002-03-27 05:29

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Blade Runner (1982) 7/10
2009-02-23 04:28

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Blades of Glory (2007) 6/10
2008-03-23 05:30

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Blast from the Past (1999) 6/10
1999-02-26 17:02

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Blood Simple. (1984) 8/10
2009-08-05 02:37

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Blue Velvet (1986) 9/10
2006-11-23 04:45

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Boogie Nights (1997) 8/10
2001-04-24 01:04

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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for... 9/10
2006-03-23 05:38

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Bordello of Blood (1996) 4/10
1996-08-17 00:06

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Born in East L.A. (1987) 6/10
1990-03-23 05:58

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Bowfinger (1999) 6/10
1999-08-14 18:09

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Bowling for Columbine (2002) 7/10
2002-11-29 06:20

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Boys and Girls (2000) 5/10
2003-11-23 00:04

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Braveheart (1995) 9/10
1996-04-05 16:44

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Breach (2007) 8/10
2008-01-23 05:27

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Brick (2005) 8/10
2006-07-23 05:53

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Bride of Chucky (1998) 4/10
1998-10-16 02:33

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Bruce Almighty (2003) 7/10
2003-06-01 06:41

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Bubble Boy (2001) 6/10
2004-12-04 21:03

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Bulletproof (1996) 5/10
1996-09-06 00:15

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Burn After Reading (2008) 6/10
2008-09-13 04:20

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Bye Bye Love (1995) 4/10
1995-03-19 04:37

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Cabin Fever (2002) 7/10
2003-09-13 08:22

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Can't Hardly Wait (1998) 7/10
1998-06-12 01:54

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Candyman (1992) 7/10
1993-07-23 01:03

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Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995) 5/10
1995-04-16 23:05

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Casablanca (1942) 8/10
2001-04-23 05:49

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Casino Royale (2006) 8/10
2006-11-21 02:14

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Cast Away (2000) 7/10
2000-12-22 02:36

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Catch Me If You Can (2002) 7/10
2002-12-25 06:09

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Charlie's Angels (2000) 4/10
2001-04-23 05:36

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Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) 3/10
2003-06-30 06:49

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Chasing Amy (1997) 9/10
1997-07-05 19:37

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Chicago (2002) 7/10
2003-03-24 06:26

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Children of Men (2006) 9/10
2008-07-23 05:45

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Chinatown (1974) 9/10
1999-05-23 04:34

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Chop Shop (2007) 8/10
2010-01-22 05:28

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Citizen Kane (1941) 9/10
2001-08-23 04:47

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City of Angels (1998) 3/10
1998-04-10 01:30

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Clay Pigeons (1998) 5/10
1998-09-29 02:31

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Clean Slate (1994) 4/10
2000-04-23 03:03

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Clerks II (2006) 7/10
2006-07-23 02:28

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009) 8/10
2010-02-27 10:40

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Cloverfield (2008) 7/10
2008-08-23 05:31

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Club Dread (2004) 6/10
2005-11-23 03:36

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Coffee and Cigarettes (2003) 6/10
2004-06-19 00:13

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Collateral (2004) 7/10
2004-08-08 00:21

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Comedian (2002) 7/10
2002-10-17 05:57

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Commando (1985) 8/10
1991-04-09 00:36

LET OFF SOME STEAM!
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Con Air (1997) 6/10
1997-06-13 23:12

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Confidence (2003) 6/10
2003-12-23 07:17

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Congo (1995) 5/10
1995-06-09 07:25

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Conspiracy Theory (1997) 5/10
1997-08-10 18:50

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Constantine (2005) 6/10
2007-12-04 20:55

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Contact (1997) 7/10
1997-07-13 01:10

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Couples Retreat (2009) 5/10
2009-10-17 22:10

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CQ (2001) 6/10
2002-06-12 05:33

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Crazy/Beautiful (2001) 5/10
2003-06-23 03:24

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) 10/10
2001-01-01 02:36

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Cruel Intentions (1999) 5/10
1999-03-05 17:05

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Cube (1997) 8/10
1999-06-23 06:04

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Dancer in the Dark (2000) 8/10
2001-11-24 04:55

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Dangerous Minds (1995) 4/10
1995-08-12 00:10

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Dante's Peak (1997) 4/10
1997-02-07 09:59

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Daredevil (2003) 4/10
2003-02-16 06:23

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Dark City (1998) 7/10
1999-08-23 01:12

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Dave (1993) 6/10
1993-07-02 01:39

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Dawn of the Dead (2004) 6/10
2004-03-25 13:52

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Dazed and Confused (1993) 8/10
1997-07-23 03:02

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Dead & Breakfast (2004) 6/10
2007-09-23 06:03

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Dead Man on Campus (1998) 6/10
1998-06-13 01:51

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Death at a Funeral (2007) 7/10
2008-05-23 06:06

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Death to Smoochy (2002) 6/10
2004-02-23 03:12

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Deconstructing Harry (1997) 5/10
1998-01-29 01:18

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Deep Impact (1998) 5/10
1998-05-09 01:39

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Deep Rising (1998) 5/10
1998-03-02 01:26

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Demolition Man (1993) 7/10
1998-05-23 05:54

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Dennis the Menace (1993) 4/10
1993-07-22 22:53

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Desperado (1995) 7/10
1995-09-07 21:52

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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) 5/10
2006-03-23 00:25

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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999) 6/10
2000-07-23 00:24

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Dick Tracy (1990) 6/10
1990-07-11 15:48

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Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003) 5/10
2003-09-07 07:42

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Die Hard (1988) 8/10
1992-08-23 04:37

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Die Hard 2 (1990) 6/10
1994-01-23 04:37

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Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) 7/10
1995-05-20 04:38

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Dirty Pretty Things (2002) 7/10
2003-01-23 05:43

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Dirty Work (1998) 6/10
1998-06-18 02:51

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Disclosure (1994) 5/10
1994-12-24 02:07

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District 9 (2009) 8/10
2009-08-29 00:20

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Disturbia (2007) 7/10
2007-04-25 02:55

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Disturbing Behavior (1998) 5/10
1998-07-24 02:17

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Doctor Dolittle (1998) 4/10
1998-06-26 01:52

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Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) 7/10
2004-07-02 00:22

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Dogma (1999) 7/10
1999-11-12 18:27

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Domino (2005) 6/10
2005-10-16 00:58

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Don't Say a Word (2001) 4/10
2001-10-12 03:18

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Donnie Darko (2001) 9/10
2003-02-24 01:57

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Doomsday (2008) 7/10
2009-07-10 02:23

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Down Periscope (1996) 6/10
1996-03-02 22:38

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Down to You (2000) 4/10
2000-01-21 02:00

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Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde (1995) 4/10
1995-08-26 05:44

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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop... 9/10
1999-08-23 04:32

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Dracula 2000 (2000) 4/10
2000-12-30 02:32

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Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995) 6/10
1995-12-22 21:56

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Drag Me to Hell (2009) 7/10
2010-01-02 05:45

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Dragonfly (2002) 4/10
2004-09-23 07:06

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Dragonheart (1996) 6/10
1996-06-02 16:22

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Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) 7/10
2000-12-20 03:26

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Dudley Do-Right (1999) 4/10
1999-08-30 18:22

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Dumb & Dumber (1994) 8/10
1994-04-23 01:32

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Eight Legged Freaks (2002) 6/10
2002-07-27 05:47

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Election (1999) 7/10
1998-07-20 04:41

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Elf (2003) 7/10
2005-10-04 20:21

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Elizabethtown (2005) 4/10
2006-10-23 05:06

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Empire Records (1995) 6/10
1998-02-23 07:02

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Enemy of the State (1998) 5/10
1998-11-20 02:40

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Entrapment (1999) 5/10
1999-08-05 18:19

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Equilibrium (2002) 7/10
2002-12-12 06:07

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Eraser (1996) 4/10
1996-06-21 16:24

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Escape from L.A. (1996) 4/10
1996-08-09 00:24

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) 9/10
2004-03-19 13:38

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EuroTrip (2004) 7/10
2005-06-04 20:34

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Event Horizon (1997) 8/10
1997-08-22 18:53

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Ever After (1998) 5/10
1998-08-09 02:41

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Evolution (2001) 6/10
2001-06-13 03:07

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Excess Baggage (1997) 5/10
1997-09-08 19:22

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Executive Decision (1996) 4/10
1996-03-30 22:38

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Exit Through the Gift Shop (2010) 8/10
2010-06-05 21:30

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Eyes Wide Shut (1999) 7/10
1999-07-17 18:34

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Face/Off (1997) 6/10
1997-06-27 01:09

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Fahrenheit 451 (1966) 7/10
1998-09-23 02:58

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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) 7/10
2004-07-03 00:19

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Fallen (1998) 7/10
1998-01-16 01:23

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Falling Down (1993) 7/10
1993-04-23 02:56

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Fantastic Four (2005) 5/10
2006-08-23 06:59

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Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) 7/10
2009-12-21 21:30

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Fargo (1996) 9/10
2001-03-23 04:40

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Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) 7/10
2000-08-28 02:27

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Father of the Bride (1991) 5/10
1991-12-21 20:00

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Father of the Bride Part II (1995) 5/10
1995-12-28 21:57

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Fathers' Day (1997) 4/10
1997-05-11 09:58

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Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) 8/10
1998-05-25 01:50

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Fight Club (1999) 10/10
1999-10-15 18:37

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Final Destination (2000) 6/10
2000-03-17 02:16

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Final Destination 2 (2003) 5/10
2004-01-23 05:59

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Finding Forrester (2000) 5/10
2001-01-04 02:46

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Finding Nemo (2003) 7/10
2004-06-23 00:06

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Fired Up! (2009) 6/10
2009-09-24 03:04

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First Kid (1996) 4/10
1996-09-14 16:28

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First Strike (1996) 5/10
1997-01-10 16:31

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Flight of the Phoenix (2004) 5/10
2005-11-17 20:48

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Flightplan (2005) 7/10
2006-11-23 05:07

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Fools Rush In (1997) 5/10
1997-02-15 00:16

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Forces of Nature (1999) 4/10
1999-03-26 17:03

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Forget Paris (1995) 5/10
1995-05-20 23:55

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Forrest Gump (1994) 7/10
1997-05-23 04:30

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Four Brothers (2005) 5/10
2006-02-23 00:16

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Fracture (2007/I) 6/10
2008-10-23 05:30

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Freddy vs. Jason (2003) 5/10
2003-08-15 07:39

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Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare... 6/10
1991-09-21 04:03

This movie is terrible but somehow Freddy's 'dying' made me love horror movies from then on and so holds a special place in my heart.
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Frequency (2000) 6/10
2000-08-13 02:25

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Fresh (1994) 8/10
1999-03-23 03:49

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Friday Night Lights (2004) 7/10
2004-10-08 00:40

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From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) 6/10
1996-01-30 22:30

0.3
Gangs of New York (2002) 7/10
2003-01-01 06:11

0.3
Garden State (2004) 8/10
2004-08-02 00:23

0.3
Garfield (2004) 3/10
2004-06-17 00:13

0.3
Gattaca (1997) 7/10
1999-10-23 03:49

0.3
George of the Jungle (1997) 5/10
1997-07-21 18:38

0.3
Get Over It (2001) 5/10
2002-07-04 20:53

0.3
Get Shorty (1995) 5/10
1995-10-21 21:55

0.3
Ghost Rider (2007) 4/10
2007-02-19 02:53

0.3
Ghost World (2001) 8/10
2001-08-09 03:17

0.3
Ghostbusters II (1989) 7/10
1989-06-30 15:57

0.3
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) 9/10
2007-03-23 06:16

0.3
Go (1999) 7/10
1999-04-09 17:17

0.3
Gods and Monsters (1998) 6/10
1999-05-14 18:17

0.3
Godzilla (1998) 4/10
1998-05-22 01:48

0.3
GoldenEye (1995) 7/10
1995-11-18 19:58

0.3
Good Will Hunting (1997) 7/10
1997-12-23 21:37

0.3
Grandma's Boy (2006) 6/10
2009-09-24 01:31

0.3
Grease (1978) 6/10
1998-03-28 01:24

0.3
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) 8/10
1999-10-23 03:48

0.3
Groundhog Day (1993) 9/10
1995-01-23 06:07

0.3
Guess Who (2005) 4/10
2007-03-04 20:52

0.3
Hackers (1995) 5/10
1995-09-17 21:53

0.3
Half Baked (1998) 7/10
1997-12-23 06:09

0.3
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) 4/10
1998-08-18 02:20

0.3
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) 1/10
1990-12-31 05:48

0.3
Hamlet (1996) 8/10
2009-06-19 03:01

0.3
Hamlet 2 (2008) 9/10
2008-09-01 04:32

0.3
Hancock (2008) 5/10
2008-07-12 04:16

0.3
Happiness (1998) 9/10
2001-02-23 04:49

0.3
Happy Gilmore (1996) 6/10
1996-02-17 22:34

0.3
Hard Candy (2005) 8/10
2007-04-23 06:13

0.3
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo... 6/10
2008-04-27 04:12

0.3
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle... 7/10
2004-07-30 00:24

0.3
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince... 6/10
2010-02-26 10:38

0.3
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban... 7/10
2004-06-07 00:14

0.3
Heartbreakers (2001) 5/10
2004-11-04 20:40

0.3
Heat (1995) 8/10
1995-12-29 22:25

0.3
Hellboy (2004) 6/10
2006-01-04 20:38

0.3
Hero (2002) 7/10
2004-08-27 00:43

0.3
High School High (1996) 6/10
1996-10-26 00:11

0.3
Hitch (2005/I) 4/10
2005-12-04 20:49

0.3
Hitman (2007/I) 6/10
2008-09-23 06:12

0.3
Hollywood Homicide (2003) 5/10
2003-06-13 06:45

0.3
Holy Man (1998) 4/10
1998-10-09 03:09

0.3
Home Alone (1990) 5/10
1990-12-22 05:49

0.3
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) 5/10
1992-12-23 18:50

0.3
Hot Fuzz (2007) 8/10
2007-04-25 03:12

0.3
Hot Shots! (1991) 6/10
1993-06-23 04:43

0.3
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993) 7/10
1994-07-23 04:45

0.3
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010) 7/10
2010-05-01 00:25

0.3
House of Flying Daggers (2004) 6/10
2004-12-03 00:41

0.3
House on Haunted Hill (1999) 4/10
1999-10-30 18:26

0.3
How High (2001) 5/10
2002-06-23 00:16

0.3
How to Be a Player (1997) 4/10
1997-08-17 18:51

0.3
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) 5/10
2004-05-23 07:16

0.3
Hudson Hawk (1991) 8/10
1996-04-23 07:41

Everyone is allowed a few terrible movies to love unabashedly. This is not one of them. Screw you for implying otherwise.
0.3
Hulk (2003) 6/10
2003-06-20 06:43

0.3
I Am Legend (2007) 6/10
2007-12-24 03:03

0.3
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) 3/10
1997-10-17 20:11

0.3
I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009) 6/10
2010-04-18 17:13

0.3
I Love You, Man (2009) 9/10
2009-03-28 04:32

0.3
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) 3/10
1998-11-13 02:39

0.3
I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With (2006) 8/10
2008-04-23 06:18

0.3
Identity (2003) 7/10
2003-06-06 06:41

0.3
Idiocracy (2006) 7/10
2007-06-24 01:38

0.3
Idle Hands (1999) 6/10
1999-05-01 17:20

0.3
In & Out (1997) 6/10
1997-09-26 19:58

0.3
In Bruges (2008) 8/10
2009-05-24 01:45

0.3
In Good Company (2004) 7/10
2004-12-30 00:49

0.3
In the Mouth of Madness (1994) 8/10
1995-02-04 23:22

Purely low rent Lovecraft and some of it is just despairingly cheesy. I get the impression John Carpenter was afraid of making the movie too scary and didn't trust his instincts. All that being said, this movie straight blew my fucking twelve-year-old mind, so it will always have a special place in the carved out hole where my heart used to reside.
0.3
Independence Day (1996) 7/10
1996-07-03 16:25

0.3
Inglourious Basterds (2009) 9/10
2010-02-22 10:37

0.3
Inside Man (2006) 7/10
2007-10-23 05:12

0.3
Insomnia (2002/I) 8/10
2002-05-31 05:31

0.3
Intolerable Cruelty (2003) 6/10
2006-01-23 05:37

0.3
Iron Man (2008) 9/10
2008-05-10 04:24

0.3
Iron Man 2 (2010) 7/10
2010-05-15 21:10

0.3
It's a Wonderful Life (1946) 7/10
1995-12-24 05:11

0.3
Jackass Number Two (2006) 6/10
2006-09-22 02:13

0.3
Jackass: The Movie (2002) 6/10
2002-10-25 06:00

0.3
Jackie Brown (1997) 7/10
1997-12-28 21:39

0.3
Jarhead (2005) 8/10
2005-11-05 01:06

0.3
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) 7/10
2001-08-18 03:38

0.3
Jeepers Creepers (2001) 6/10
2001-09-04 03:15

0.3
Jennifer's Body (2009) 6/10
2010-02-25 10:37

0.3
Jersey Girl (2004) 6/10
2004-03-27 13:53

0.3
JFK (1991) 8/10
1998-10-23 04:38

0.3
Johnny Mnemonic (1995) 4/10
1995-05-27 04:43

0.3
Junior (1994) 5/10
1994-12-01 23:59

0.3
Juno (2007) 7/10
2007-12-22 03:11

0.3
Jurassic Park (1993) 9/10
1993-06-11 16:30

0.3
Jurassic Park III (2001) 3/10
2001-07-18 03:06

0.3
Jury Duty (1995) 5/10
1995-04-12 05:49

Almost getting my ass beat after watching this movie gives it an extra star.
0.3
Kate & Leopold (2001) 4/10
2005-09-24 03:46

0.3
Keeping the Faith (2000) 5/10
2000-04-17 02:17

0.3
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy (1996) 7/10
1996-04-06 22:48

0.3
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) 9/10
2004-04-25 06:14

0.3
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) 9/10
2004-04-25 06:15

0.3
Killer Bud (2001) 5/10
1999-08-26 18:20

0.3
Killer of Sheep (1977) 8/10
2000-12-11 04:51

0.3
Kindergarten Cop (1990) 5/10
1990-12-26 22:43

0.3
King Kong (2005) 6/10
2005-12-24 00:58

0.3
Kingpin (1996) 6/10
1998-06-23 03:34

0.3
Kiss Me, Guido (1997) 5/10
1997-08-08 19:25

0.3
Kiss of the Dragon (2001) 5/10
2001-07-11 03:06

0.3
Kissing a Fool (1998) 5/10
1998-03-06 01:19

0.3
Knocked Up (2007) 8/10
2007-06-02 03:10

0.3
L.A. Confidential (1997) 8/10
1997-09-19 19:56

0.3
Lady in the Water (2006) 1/10
2006-07-27 02:15

0.3
Land of the Dead (2005) 6/10
2006-11-24 01:07

0.3
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life... 5/10
2003-07-25 06:58

0.3
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) 5/10
2001-06-22 23:52

0.3
Lars and the Real Girl (2007) 9/10
2007-12-25 04:52

0.3
Layer Cake (2004) 7/10
2007-11-06 20:53

0.3
Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie... 10/10
2001-12-11 05:08

0.3
Legally Blonde (2001) 6/10
2003-01-04 21:01

0.3
Legion (2010) 6/10
2010-01-29 20:15

0.3
Leprechaun (1993) 4/10
1996-07-23 03:36

0.3
Let the Right One In 8/10
2009-07-24 04:36

0.3
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) 4/10
1998-07-10 02:10

0.3
Liar Liar (1997) 6/10
1997-03-22 00:16

0.3
Life (1999/I) 6/10
1999-04-23 17:19

0.3
Life of Brian (1979) 8/10
1999-11-24 01:18

0.3
Little Miss Sunshine (2006) 8/10
2006-08-20 02:12

0.3
Little Nicky (2000) 4/10
2006-02-04 20:28

0.3
Live Free or Die Hard (2007) 7/10
2007-06-28 03:00

0.3
Look Who's Talking (1989) 4/10
1989-10-21 20:56

0.3
Look Who's Talking Now (1993) 3/10
1993-11-06 23:33

0.3
Lost & Found (1999/I) 5/10
2000-05-23 00:25

0.3
Lost Highway (1997) 8/10
2009-05-23 06:54

0.3
Lost in Space (1998) 4/10
1998-04-03 01:25

0.3
Love & Sex (2000) 7/10
2000-08-30 02:33

0.3
Love Actually (2003) 7/10
2005-07-04 20:22

0.3
Lucía y el sexo (2001) 7/10
2003-04-23 06:59

0.3
MacGruber (2010) 7/10
2010-05-31 19:25

0.3
Made (2001) 7/10
2001-07-25 03:11

0.3
Major Payne (1995) 4/10
1995-03-25 23:07

0.3
Mallrats (1995) 7/10
1995-10-21 00:05

0.3
Man on the Moon (1999) 7/10
1999-12-28 18:29

0.3
Maria Full of Grace (2004) 8/10
2004-09-09 00:47

0.3
Marie Antoinette (2006) 6/10
2006-10-23 02:16

0.3
Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat (2002) 4/10
2002-08-04 05:48

0.3
Masters of the Universe (1987) 7/10
1987-08-21 19:10

0.3
Match Point (2005) 7/10
2006-12-23 05:25

0.3
Matchstick Men (2003) 7/10
2003-09-12 07:45

0.3
Maverick (1994) 6/10
1994-05-20 17:05

0.3
Maximum Risk (1996) 4/10
1996-09-14 16:27

0.3
McHale's Navy (1997) 5/10
1997-04-18 00:22

0.3
Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005) 8/10
2005-11-18 04:47

0.3
Me, Myself & Irene (2000) 6/10
2000-07-02 02:19

0.3
Mean Girls (2004) 8/10
2006-12-23 02:03

0.3
Memento (2000) 9/10
2003-03-24 04:58

0.3
Men in Black (1997) 6/10
1997-07-02 01:09

0.3
Men in Black II (2002) 5/10
2002-07-04 05:45

0.3
Metro (1997) 4/10
1997-01-17 20:44

0.3
Michael Clayton (2007) 8/10
2009-12-26 02:42

0.3
Mickey Blue Eyes (1999) 5/10
1999-08-28 20:34

0.3
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie... 2/10
1995-07-11 07:30

Fuck you Brad.
0.3
Miller's Crossing (1990) 9/10
2009-12-28 05:50

0.3
Mimic (1997) 7/10
1997-09-23 05:44

0.3
Minority Report (2002) 6/10
2002-06-21 05:33

0.3
Mission: Impossible (1996) 6/10
1996-05-24 16:22

0.3
Mission: Impossible III (2006) 8/10
2007-08-23 07:03

0.3
Mixed Nuts (1994) 5/10
1994-12-29 04:21

0.3
Money Talks (1997) 5/10
1997-08-22 18:52

0.3
Money Train (1995) 5/10
1995-10-07 21:54

0.3
Monkey Shines (1988) 7/10
1999-08-23 07:06

0.3
Monster (2003) 8/10
2004-01-30 13:53

0.3
Monsters, Inc. (2001) 7/10
2004-07-23 00:14

0.3
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) 10/10
1998-11-24 05:13

0.3
Moon (2009) 7/10
2010-03-01 10:41

0.3
Mortal Kombat (1995) 4/10
1995-08-27 21:31

0.3
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 3/10
1997-11-22 21:28

0.3
Mr. Holland's Opus (1995) 6/10
1999-05-23 03:08

0.3
Mr. Nice Guy (1997) 5/10
1998-03-20 01:21

0.3
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) 6/10
1993-11-25 18:01

0.3
Mulholland Dr. (2001) 10/10
2003-01-24 05:14

0.3
Murder at 1600 (1997) 5/10
2001-01-23 03:35

0.3
Murderball (2005) 8/10
2005-11-18 07:00

0.3
My Boss's Daughter (2003) 6/10
2005-09-24 04:37

0.3
My Father the Hero (1994) 5/10
1996-04-24 04:22

0.3
My Girl (1991) 5/10
1991-12-11 22:54

0.3
My Girl 2 (1994) 4/10
1994-02-19 22:55

0.3
My Life Without Me (2003) 8/10
2003-10-02 08:23

0.3
Mystery Men (1999) 6/10
1999-08-06 18:08

0.3
Mystery Team (2009) 7/10
2010-06-12 12:03

0.3
Mystery, Alaska (1999) 5/10
1999-10-01 18:25

0.3
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994) 7/10
1994-06-23 03:32

0.3
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) 8/10
2004-07-24 00:23

0.3
Network (1976) 10/10
2001-11-23 04:31

0.3
Never Been Kissed (1999) 5/10
1999-04-16 17:18

0.3
New Nightmare (1994) 8/10
1994-10-29 04:16

0.3
Next Stop Wonderland (1998) 6/10
1998-09-03 02:26

0.3
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist... 5/10
2009-08-24 02:20

0.3
Nick of Time (1995) 7/10
1998-04-23 06:08

0.3
Night Watch 7/10
2004-08-23 05:10

0.3
Nine Months (1995) 5/10
1995-07-19 00:03

0.3
Not Another Teen Movie (2001) 8/10
2001-12-23 04:33

I stand by my appraisal of this movie. You may see a crude, puerile comedy intended for children. I see a parody which hits its target deftly and accurately and with an obvious sense of respect. I see a satire that when excised of its satirical elements is still better than the majority of films in the genre it is satirizing, not to mention the horde of asinine, unfocused and unnecessary "Blank Movie" parodies. Neither of us is wrong.
0.3
Nothing to Lose (1997) 5/10
1997-07-18 17:30

0.3
Notorious C.H.O. (2002) 6/10
2002-07-23 05:47

0.3
Notting Hill (1999) 5/10
1999-05-28 17:21

0.3
Numb (2007/I) 7/10
2008-10-23 07:54

0.3
Nurse Betty (2000) 6/10
2000-09-11 02:30

0.3
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) 3/10
2000-08-09 02:24

0.3
Observe and Report (2009) 9/10
2009-10-11 06:29

0.3
Ocean's Eleven (2001) 7/10
2002-01-07 05:22

0.3
Office Space (1999) 8/10
2007-02-23 01:31

0.3
Old School (2003) 8/10
2005-05-23 07:09

0.3
Oliver & Company (1988) 5/10
1988-12-21 15:55

0.3
Once (2006) 9/10
2008-09-23 07:18

0.3
Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) 5/10
2005-08-04 20:24

0.3
One Hour Photo (2002) 7/10
2002-08-30 05:51

0.3
Only You (1994) 5/10
1999-05-23 03:07

0.3
Open Water (2003) 6/10
2004-08-06 00:21

0.3
Operation Condor (1991) 5/10
1997-07-18 18:38

0.3
Orphan (2009) 6/10
2010-06-21 22:47

0.3
Out to Sea (1997) 5/10
1997-08-24 19:23

0.3
Outbreak (1995) 6/10
1995-03-11 23:04

0.3
Outside Providence (1999) 7/10
1999-09-03 18:24

0.3
P2 (2007) 6/10
2009-10-23 06:29

0.3
Palindromes (2004) 6/10
2005-10-23 04:40

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