Keep hope alive (but just barely, and in a well in your basement)

Worried about getting to your future granddaughter’s commitment ceremony1 in the Bay area? Fret no more, because in 20302 it could take you as little as 2 hours and 40 minutes to proudly display your disappointment in person.

I’ve kind of given up on public transportation ever making sense in Southern California, but what a sad, broken world we live in when not only is this the best future we can imagine two whole decades from now, but when it takes just as long to realize such a meager dream.

  1. Like that law is going to last. []
  2. Which by then will be said “twenty-thirty” and not “two-thousand-and-thirty” which of course seems insane, and begs the question of just when that shift will occur. []

The real history of dance.

The real history of dance.


Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

— Marianne Williamson

The doors of perception are narrow indeed

The doors of perception are narrow indeed.

Happy belated birthday sir

drink apple juice

Happy belated birthday sir