Turning shit into gold (flaked shit)

As if there weren’t reason enough to vote for Barack Obama, he goes and does something like this. I don’t know why I’m just hearing of this now, but this is some serious compellevision™ right here. It’s safe to say my spell was bound and gagged while my gob was thoroughly smacked throughout.

What a wonderful and unexpected quality to have in a potential president. He brings out the best in, literally, the worst.

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Now, don’t get me wrong, he’s still an insufferable skid mark on the cultural landscape, but watching this, I simply want to headbutt him in the solar plexus, not stomp on his testicles while sodomizing him with a loofa.1

If Obama can make a giant, bellicose buffoon look good (relatively speaking), what the fuck can’t he do?

  1. Assuming he’s not into it. [↩]
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