Just a sophisticated lady and her pram, so what?

I may have sold my soul for a Family Size box of Hotpockets and there may be a lump of coal1 where my heart used to be, but this video got me. This video made me gay. Not the dick in my mouth, but this video.

Now, I know she was trained to do this. She didn’t see her owner pushing around a stroller and think “I gotta get me some of that sweet bipedal action”. It’s a dog not a monkey. Still, color me adorabled.

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And your little dog too!

When I upgrade1 my goat to a dog, I think the first order of business is going to be teaching it to do this:

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Unless it already knows how. Oh fuck! I think I hear it now! The barks are coming from inside the house!


So it looks like when this site isn’t about politics it’s about puppies!

Oy, with the poodles already!

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Please excuse the generic mess. The old theme is apparently not compatible with the newest version of WordPress and I don’t feel like rewriting code all night, so I won’t. That’s what I get for trying to stay ahead of the curve. It will be fixed when it’s fixed. Got anything more to say on the matter? Huh?! Do you?

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Didn’t think so.

Dog Head Check

I don’t own a dog. Unless you count this:

But I’d hardly call that a dog. More like a confused goat.

If I did own a dog, however, I imagine this is pretty much how every night would turn out.

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Well and fucking nigh.

Well and fucking nigh.

Guess what movie/sign of the eschaton opens in theaters tomorrow?

I know just how you feel little critter

Sometimes you climb the slide, sometimes the slide climbs you.

Ay, caramba

They already made this movie. Cheech Marin was already the chihuahua. Race relations were already set back several decades. It was even made by the same people1.

At least when they remade Hulk after only five years a different studio was responsible. What’s your excuse Disney? Have you no shame?

Oh, right.

How you can pass on Lady in the Water but still think this is a good idea is beyond me. Prove me wrong America (with your worthless dollars), but I really don’t see how Oliver & Company benefits from being live action.

Just to be clear: I’m not offended by this as a “latino” or even as someone who doesn’t hate chihuahuas, no I’m offended by this as a human being. With eyes.

Despite their many great accomplishments, including apparently building the Incan city of Machu Picchu, the Aztecs2 got at least one thing wrong. The apocalypse will not wait until December 21, 2012, but instead will drop on October 3, 20083. At least now we have an idea of what form the new cycle of creation will take.

Chihuahuas will inherit the earth.

  1. Well, not literally. They’re in a better place now. Dreamworks? []
  2. By which of course I mean the Mayans. Terence McKenna was Mayan right? []
  3. Good news France, it won’t reach you until April ’09. []