The Falling Dead

So, The Walking Dead is definitely improving1 but it still hasn’t gotten back to its original awesomeness. Until it does I think I’ll just watch this over and over.

You know, when the zombpocalypse begins, after my initial berserker rampage where I come close to losing my humanity in order to survive, I’m going to choose to focus on the positive. Imagine all the tail!2 Not only would the bloated moral fabric of society fall away like so much rot, but think about what zombies are actually doing. A bite is just the only way they have left to reproduce, so that horde over there isn’t trying to kill you silly, they’re just trying to gangbang you.3

End times are sexy times.

  1. Sorry, Shawshank. []
  2. The slow moving dismembered tail. []
  3. “Brains. Brains. I want to fuck your brains out.” []