This is how I’ve felt every second of the last several months since I stopped shaving my head.

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Can you blame me?

Fiction:

Stranger Than Fiction:

I’m not sure what this says about me, but that is exactly how I feel every time I see this man:

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All I want to do is shave him, possibly all over.

Gravy Robbers? More like heart robbers. Because Zach Galifianakis stole mine. Then fucked it.