What’s 1 in blog years?

Hello person that reads me. I turned one today. It’s a pretty big milestone after a pretty crazy year,1 and I’m glad you were there to share it with me.

My family threw me a party. I think I have a picture here somewhere.

Just hanging out with my cousins!

My dad says I’m supposed to thank you because I wouldn’t have made it this far without you.2 So, thanks I guess!

Here’s hoping I’m potty trained before I turn two.3

  1. Not to i-toot my own e-horn, but I single-handedly elected a black man president. []
  2. My food comes out of your eyeballs. []
  3. Also, that I live to the ripe old age of two. []

Look who just got you fired!

From the makers of Desktop Tower Defense comes The Space Game

While in principle it’s in the same genre of ‘Tower Defense’, the goal is no longer just keeping enemies from passing by, but actually staying alive.

This didn’t get too hard until the last level where I had to drastically change strategies, but it was fun throughout, and it’s probably a good thing that it’s not quite as addictive as DTD.

That’s it Internet! We’re fucking done professionally!

(via riotclitshave)

“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.”

Children’s Hospital — TheWB.com

Rob Corddry might have finally found the medium that’s going to make his a household name.1 Corddry wrote and directed this ten episode web series for TheWB.com starring a hot mess of people, most notably Ed Helms of The Office, Rob Huebel of Human Giant, Corddry himself, and Michael Cera (look closely or you’ll miss him).

The unfairly funny show, while in premise a broad parody of Grey’s Anatomy, hearkens back to an era of smarter parodies. Taking advantage of the high stakes of a hospital setting, it uses them solely and deftly to comedic effect. Basically, Scrubs without any of the occasionally maudlin sincerity.

There’s a joke from the much too short lived Clerks cartoon that sums up not only the sensibility, but the context of this show pretty well.

Dante and Randall reminisce while trapped in a freezer.

Let’s not forget our most memorable trip of all.

They exit a clearly labeled ‘Burn Ward’.

Ew. Let’s get out of here.

A door closes behind them reading ‘Other Burn Ward’.

Originally, the second door read ‘Children’s Burn Ward’, but ABC said that was too morbid. Luckily, ABC does not control the internet.

Hey Internet! If this is what you have in store for us, then I just have one thing to say to you.

Please, sir, I want some more.

  1. In that, somewhere, possibly in a household, someone will know which one’s Nate and which one’s Rob. []

SkyNet knows me by name. Jealous?

The internet has already accurately guessed my sex.

And now it’s trying to get even further into my head.

INTP – The Thinkers

The logical and analytical type. They are espescially attuned to difficult creative and intellectual challenges and always look for something more complex to dig into. They are great at finding subtle connections between things and imagine far-reaching implications.

They enjoy working with complex things using a lot of concepts and imaginative models of reality. Since they are not very good at seeing and understanding the needs of other people, they might come across as arrogant, impatient and insensitive to people that need some time to understand what they are talking about.

I resent the implication that I am some sort of unfeeling monster blithely unaware of the havoc I wreak in others’ lives.

I’m very aware.

I’m deeper than most people think. On the surface I’m carefree and happy, but deep down inside, I’m intense and moody. I’m sensitive; I feel things.

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What I’ve learned:

1 Fun fact: The average vagina makes up 7% of your body by weight.

2 This is the first I’m hearing of it.