Correction
I’ll ask again: is it stupid to think stupid people are stupider than they really are? Sad? Definitely. Cruel? Maybe. But stupid? I think not.
Earlier this week, it was reported that the Republican Vice Presidential candidate was not aware that the second largest landmass on Earth was not a country, but a continent. This is simply not true.1 In fact, Gov. Palin is only functionally retarded. We regret the error.
- What remains true, is that she was, in no conceivable way, qualified to be the President of the United States, or for that matter Governor of Alaska. Also still true: it bordered on treason for a man that old to pick a woman that dumb. [↩]
Turning shit into gold (flaked shit)
As if there weren’t reason enough to vote for Barack Obama, he goes and does something like this. I don’t know why I’m just hearing of this now, but this is some serious compellevision™ right here. It’s safe to say my spell was bound and gagged while my gob was thoroughly smacked throughout.
What a wonderful and unexpected quality to have in a potential president. He brings out the best in, literally, the worst.
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Now, don’t get me wrong, he’s still an insufferable skid mark on the cultural landscape, but watching this, I simply want to headbutt him in the solar plexus, not stomp on his testicles while sodomizing him with a loofa.1
If Obama can make a giant, bellicose buffoon look good (relatively speaking), what the fuck can’t he do?
- Assuming he’s not into it. [↩]
Don’t call me Shirley.
Really guys?