Two women on the internet I would gladly marry.

First, a cyborg Paralympic athlete and fashion model.

Second, a lady I assume to be a college student who, by participating in an impressive counter-protest,1 proves she just might hate Shirley Phelps-Roper as much as I do.

  1. Not to mention showing proper deference to our dark lord. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! []