By far the least offensive of the widely celebrated American holidays

By far the least offensive of the widely celebrated American holidays

I had a brilliant, if a bit ghoulish, yet delightfully simple idea for a costume this year:

Too soon?

I’m a generous guy; if I had friends or someplace to go we could even coordinate:

Oh well, there’s always next year. Besides, with the state of the world the way it is, I’m sure there’ll be at least one new costume for us in 365 day’s time.

But seriously folks, Happy Halloween!1

  1. Nightmares courtesy of Wil Wheaton []