12 Clever Monkey Girls

I’m not trying to start any conspiracies, so feel free to have me institutionalized,1 but if time travel tourism were possible then Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day would be the perfect day to do it.

Oh no, I may have said too much. And just when I was shirtlessly preparing a lovely breakfast for my girlfriend Sloane before we go to the Art Institute of Chicago. If I don’t make it tell Cameron I love him!

  1. Better not make any plans since you’re gonna have to join me after I blow your mind so hard. []