52% of you, listen up!
Women of Earth, put down those lattes this instant!
Men of Earth, the next time you see a woman drinking a macchiato, slap it out of her hands. She’ll thank you for it later.
Drinking excessive amounts of coffee has been found to SHRINK YOUR BREASTS.
Further proof that Starbucks™ is an unbridled force for evil, no longer merely content with world domination, but bursting with schemes to curb human breeding habits thus keeping the population at a manageable low.
Sophia looks on with admiration at Jayne’s resolve.
Mystery would be proud
The most effective pick up line (as of yesterday): “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
The most effective pick up line now and forever more: "Do my tits smell like chloroform to you?"
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